Erika: There! Right there!
Look at that perfect, well-tanned skin
Look at the killer shape she's in
Staring as all the girls come in
I say she's gay, totally gay!
Ness: I'm not about ta celebrate
Every trait could indicate
An armored closet or she's straight
This girl's not gay, I say, not gay
All: That is the Wailmer in the room
Well is it relevant to assume
That a girl who loves perfume
Is automatically, radically fey?
Story: But look at her blonde and flowing locks
Erika: Look at her tight, transluscent socks
Ness: There's the eternal paradox
O' what we see
Erika: What do we see?
Ness: Is she gay...
Erika: Of course she's gay!
Ness: ...or just a Mary (Sue)?
Gay, or just a Mary (Sue)
It's hard to guarantee
Is she gay, or just a Mary (Sue)?
Robin: Well hey, don't look at me
Sonic: They write their girls up different
On those wacky fanfic sites
Filled with all sorts of plot holes
All: And the authors don't know how to write!
Gay or perfect lady?
The answer could tak